Below are some: (How many of these have you done?)
Ok class, Find a Partner...
OH GOD NO
Remember embarrassing event from years ago...
Cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently
Say something funny, only one person hears...
Person repeats it, everyone laughs
Send email...
Immediately go to sent items and read it again
Friend talks to someone you don't know...
Just stand there in silence
Don't hear what they said...
Smile and hope it wasn't a question
Finish test first...
Wait for someone else to turn in theirs first
Can hear self chewing...
Chew slower because everyone else might hear it too
See somebody familiar in distance...
Look at ground until foot away
Is about to order pizza...
Gets nervous and rehearses the order a few times before dialing
Had awkward conversation...
Repeat it over and over in your head later
Teacher is taking attendance...
Heart rate rapidly increases in anticipation of saying 'Present'
Have something interesting to contribute to the conversation...
Waited too long and now it's not relevant anymore
Guy sits next to me on bench right before I am about to leave...
Wait a minute so he doesn't think it's because of him
Finishes exam at same time as person next to him...
remains seated for a minute so professor doesn't think he cheated
Girl thinks your leg is the table leg and rests her feet on it...
Remain absolutely still for 5 minutes
Can you start reading the next paragraph to the class...
Heart rate: 300 BPM
Receives friend request while already on Facebook...
Waits 5 minutes before accepting
Participation marks?...
There goes my GPA
Calls someone...
Adrenaline rush
Doesn't receive immediate reply from a text...
Checks Sentbox to make sure you didn't offend them
Eye contact with black guy on the Subway...
Does he think I am racist?
Accidentally makes a sound that sounds like a fart...
Keeps making it to confirm that it wasn't a fart
Someone standing in front of the item I need...
Pretend to look for something else until they move
Leave the store without buying anything...
"Act natural, you are innocent"
Make a 20 minute presentation...
Speed talk through it in 5
Carefully type out a thoughtful comment...
Decide it's dumb. Don't submit
Play frisbee with friends...
Worry about throwing disc to each person equally
More excited...
When plans get cancelled
Ok class, Find a Partner...
OH GOD NO
Remember embarrassing event from years ago...
Cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently
Say something funny, only one person hears...
Person repeats it, everyone laughs
Send email...
Immediately go to sent items and read it again
Friend talks to someone you don't know...
Just stand there in silence
Don't hear what they said...
Smile and hope it wasn't a question
Finish test first...
Wait for someone else to turn in theirs first
Can hear self chewing...
Chew slower because everyone else might hear it too
See somebody familiar in distance...
Look at ground until foot away
Is about to order pizza...
Gets nervous and rehearses the order a few times before dialing
Had awkward conversation...
Repeat it over and over in your head later
Teacher is taking attendance...
Heart rate rapidly increases in anticipation of saying 'Present'
Have something interesting to contribute to the conversation...
Waited too long and now it's not relevant anymore
Guy sits next to me on bench right before I am about to leave...
Wait a minute so he doesn't think it's because of him
Finishes exam at same time as person next to him...
remains seated for a minute so professor doesn't think he cheated
Girl thinks your leg is the table leg and rests her feet on it...
Remain absolutely still for 5 minutes
Can you start reading the next paragraph to the class...
Heart rate: 300 BPM
Receives friend request while already on Facebook...
Waits 5 minutes before accepting
Participation marks?...
There goes my GPA
Calls someone...
Adrenaline rush
Doesn't receive immediate reply from a text...
Checks Sentbox to make sure you didn't offend them
Eye contact with black guy on the Subway...
Does he think I am racist?
Accidentally makes a sound that sounds like a fart...
Keeps making it to confirm that it wasn't a fart
Someone standing in front of the item I need...
Pretend to look for something else until they move
Leave the store without buying anything...
"Act natural, you are innocent"
Make a 20 minute presentation...
Speed talk through it in 5
Carefully type out a thoughtful comment...
Decide it's dumb. Don't submit
Play frisbee with friends...
Worry about throwing disc to each person equally
More excited...
When plans get cancelled
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